1. If you’ve ever had Biscotti …

2. If you ever, ever, come in here again I will call the police!

3. You know, if you ever need anything.

4. If we were ever to be parted...

5. A crook if I ever saw one.

6. Many wonder if Jehovah will ever correct matters.

7. Antichamber: If you've ever seen some of M

8. A veteran nurse if ever I saw one.

9. I wondered if she might ever get frostbite.

10. You know, if you ever some tension Heading want...

11. If she ever left him he would be heartbroken.

12. Bellhops will be my first choice if ever needed

13. As if she could ever get under my skin.

14. If you're ever passing pop in and see me.

15. If you could surf who would ever bother writing?

16. If you ever again interfere with me like that...

17. If you're ever found out, you'll go to prison.

18. There'll be ructions if her father ever finds out.

19. If you're ever up for something like this again

20. If ever eyes could speak, hers did very plainly.

21. If you're ever in Oxford, come and visit us.

22. If he had ever existed outside her overheated imagination.

23. Arnold is a blockhead if I ever saw one.

24. If you are ever afraid... if ever you doubt your place in the world... follow The Three Sisters and they will lead you home.

25. And if they ever felt exclusive, they're past it now.

26. Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity

27. I doubt if his promises will ever come to pass.

28. 3 There'll be ructions if her father ever finds out.

29. And if anyone is ever rude to you, sneeze muffin.

30. If you ever need to talk or anything, I'm here.

31. Here is a time warp if ever there was one.

32. If I ever get that way, just pull the plug.

33. If I ever catch the rascal I'll really wallop him!

34. If you ever say he's hot again, I'll kneecap you.

35. If you've ever overbeaten your whipped cream, it's actually buttermilk.

36. Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity.

37. 16 He is a scholar, if ever there was one.

38. If you're lucky enough to be different, don't ever change.

39. Heaven help us if they ever get on a winning streak.

40. If you've ever seen an electron microscope picture, you'll see this.

41. She's half-dead and she's wondering if she'll ever plié again.

42. I asked him if he had ever had a report card.

43. I left room for a name if he was ever identified

44. 1 If I ever catch the rascal I'll really wallop him!

45. You’re probably familiar with Blisters if you’ve ever worn ill-fitting

46. 28 Do you ever wonder if you made the right decision ?

47. If she ever fancies a job swap, I could be interested.

48. If you have ever wondered how to make a good Confession, Fr

49. And there's actually some instructions that you only use once, if ever.

50. He has to find out if he is ever to sleep again.

51. And if I ever meet her with her boobies I will play!

52. If you ever need anything, I will race over in a heartbeat.

53. If you 've ever had a nightmare , you 're in good company .

54. My son, however, is a sports fanatic if ever there was one.

55. Burrasize Budzat if ever I saw one _ (Sea of Poppies, p .283)

56. Brainwashed doesn’t tell us if Harrison ever got over being a Beatle

57. “Inbreeding the Anthropophagi” is a glorious deed if there ever was one

58. Call on Archangel Chamuel if you ever have sinking spirits about something.

59. Ponder for a moment if you have ever mourned “because of iniquity.”

60. And we were threatened with treason if we ever talked about it.

61. Wilson had asked if the forest ranger was ever worried about bandits.

62. Ever wondered if there is actually life beyond the cul-de-sac?

63. 1 If you ever find yourself asking such a question, take heart!

64. Even if we ever get to sentencing, you were acting under duress.

65. You can rarely , if ever, please, placate, change, or mollify an asshole.

66. The old reactions died hard, if they would ever perish at all.

67. If you’ve ever Catcalled, the revealing video is reason enough to stop

68. All these could be very incriminating if the Americans ever found them.

69. If some shit ever does pop off, I'm supposed to be beside'em.

70. But I know if I ever get married, the jig is up.

71. And if you ever are wondering, "If I have thinner thighs and shinier hair, will I be happier?"

72. If the teen-ager ever needed help and skillful direction, it is now.

73. If ever you're interested in rewarding part-time work perhaps something after school?

74. If I ever fall overboard, just drop anchor and I'll swim to you.

75. The Bombora, a "gravel bike" if there ever has been one

76. If a particle should ever meet its Antiparticle, the two would annihilate each

77. You ever think about what we'd be doing if Dad hadn't killed himself?

78. If ever there was a wolf in sheep's clothing this Bill is it.

79. I have seldom, if ever, been as cold as we were that night.

80. Guys, I gotta tell you, if you're ever in a tight squeeze just...