Use "toupees" in a sentence

1. What 's your opinion about toupees and wigs ?

2. Gutters, overhung with herbaceous toupees, wave dangerously from the rooftops.

3. For exam-ple, Minnesota mandates that every insurance policy include toupees for people who go bald.

4. Instead of red convertibles and toupees, they are choosing a new perspective, one that values life over lifestyle.

5. I am ashamed of being a young rake, when my seniors are covering their grey toupees with helmets and feathers, and Accoutering their pot-bellies with cuirasses and martial masquerade habits