1. And the tooth fairy?

2. There ain't no tooth fairy, idiot!

3. Well, because the tooth fairy doesn't want fingerprints all over it.

4. Many children have a strong Belief that the Tooth Fairy really does exist.

5. 7 TEACHABLE MOMENT: The tooth fairy always leaves a note with the money she gives.

6. The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped.

7. Although everyone has heard the Apocryphal story of the tooth fairy, there is no way such a magical creature exists

8. Of course, people get fooled, as when parents tell their children about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, or when an adult mistakes a story for a documentary, or vice versa.

9. In the section on Agnosticism in his famous book "The God Delusion," renowned scientist Richard Dawkins mentions the "tooth fairy" analogy to argue that while we should be technically agnostic on the existence of fairies because we lack evidence in either direction, in practice we are all (or at least the reasonable among us) "a-fairyists."