1. • Diarrhea: bloody or color of red currant jelly (indicates intussusception)

2. (Anne, believing she’s serving her dearest friend a benign mocktail, proceeds to get her rip-roaringly, Burpingly drunk off of her guardian’s secret stash of red currant hooch).

3. Find black and red currant plants that thrive in partial to full sunlight and produce Currants that are perfect for jam, jelly, or winemaking in stock at Burpee