1. Podunk cage like that, bitch, took me five minutes.

2. That's because you're just some dumb nigger from Podunk.

3. Instead of some dusty Podunk... in a second-hand jacket falling apart at the seams.

4. I may be some dumb nigger from Podunk but I'm making something of myself.

5. As semi-podunk semi-newspapers go, Wick Communications is something of a 900-pound gorilla.