1. Once upon a time there were three little piggies.

2. Good luck getting the crown tomorrow, little piggies.

3. These little piggies will be the ancestors of a whole new species.

4. Thank goodness for sheep, thought the three little piggies as they trotted along in the sunshine.

5. Soon after birth, piggies are castrated by workers who cut into their skin, and rip out their testicles.