Use "kilroy" in a sentence

1. Kilroy confluxes Bemirement piki librarius

2. I was peeved to see Robert Kilroy-Silk credited with inventing the egg trick in a recent colour supp. profile.

3. Mr Kilroy-Silk, a high flier on the egg circuit, tells me he can do the trick with three eggs simultaneously.

4. The status of Arab regimes is not at the centre of the stormy debate, but the freedom of Robert Kilroy-Silk to express his opinions, free from "censorship" or "political correctness".