1. He co- wrote a mockumentary about failed superheroes called " Super- Has- Beens. "

2. The arrogance of some of the has-beens in the Athletico squad is pathetic.

3. Triumph Tigers should belong to boys like Nails, rough and lawless, not hopeless has-beens like himself.

4. The country is crying out for leadership and all Mr Smith has to offer is a talking-shop for academics and political has-beens.

5. Employment training in Britain is a scandal and is often run by Government-appointed has-beens from industry accountable to no-one.