1. The Bulkin Trail is a 1992 Christmas Classic starring DAVID HASSELHOFF

2. "America's Got Talent" judge and "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff is Auctioning off the AI-enhanced Knight Industries Two Thousand car — a …

3. Unlike more common venereal diseases, 'the Crumps' is a sexually transmitted infection of such resiliance, David Hasselhoff is said to be heard singing in the ear of the afflicted as their genitals finally crumble