Use "ashtray" in a sentence

1. You know, we used to be like the Three Musketeers, and now Santana and I are like Almond Joy, and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray.

On était les Trois Mousquetaires, et là, Santana et moi, on est comme deux Twix, et toi un Arlequin dans un cendrier.